PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon